Welcome to my Gandalf moment.
I was about to grace Steve's office in order to tell him something, something mordant no doubt, but encountered him in the doorway as he was exiting. Steve actually picked me up by the shoulders until my feet were dangling off the floor and moved me out of the way. Mouth still open to deliver that interesting thing I had been about to say, I barreled around and placed myself in front of him again.
"YOU... SHALL... NOT... PASS!" I bellowed, arms flung wide.
"Shouldn't you have a staff or something?" Steve asked.
Switching genres, I wiggled my famous eyebrows, palmed his package and said, "I've got my staff right here, baby."
"That's MY staff," he informed me, "and it doesn't give you any powers whatsoever."
Yeah, sure it doesn't.
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