Ok, look. Patrick here. When I asked my mom (again) if she was coming or not she requested that maybe I should write a "short, quick" little post for her because she has been sitting here for almost an hour and has written nothing. We have to watch a show (we do. we're into Merlin) but she takes forever to write (or in this case, to not write.) But whenever she is writing a post and she says to "Go! Shoo! Just 2 seconds! Go!" it always takes her so much longer. So I have developed an expression to examine her tardyness, where x is how long she says she she will take and f(x) is how long she actually takes.
5x+Infinity3x+GET OVER HERE!!! = f(x)
Short and quick enough?